scary santa

Just a quick note...is the Santa peeking over the side of this page a little scary? I didn't realize when I downloaded. Sorry if anyone gets spooked. Looks like Santa needs a good dentist. Whatever happened to that little elf on Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer that wanted to be a dentist? Can't he hook Santa up with a new grill? Or, is he still on the Island of Misfit Toys? HMMMM......a dollar to anyone who can come up with the name of that elf/dentist.

dollar store

I have two words for you - DOLLAR STORE. I forgot how much I love the dollar store. I can buy whatever I want at the dollar store, including a pregnancy test. However, I must pose the question: "How reliable is a one dollar pregnancy test?" Anyone out there ever used one? Just curious. Also, one dollar lingerie? You have to dig, but you will find it. I noticed a pair of blue and purple polka-dotted thong underwear (because it was hanging out of the bin of underwear, near the pantyhose! Sickos!) I guess a dollar is about as much as one should have to spend on such an article. Lastly, who wants to spend a small fortune on a wedding? For about twenty bucks, you can have it all: (except for perhaps the dress) Party favors, dinnerware, veils, bouquets, etc... Just one aisle over and you can buy your wedding night attire as well. It's a one stop shopping experience. I love it. ANYWAY...

ps - in case the self-proclaimed God of Grammar reads this - SUE ME!!!